Woman #1: I am coming perilously close to dehydration.
Woman #2: Okay. Let’s go to Duane Reade.
Woman #1: Okay, but can you buy me a bottle of water? I have no money.
Woman #2: You’re walking around with no money? What are going to do if you get robbed?
Woman #1: Give them my credit cards – everyone takes credit.
–Union Square Park