Weathering Wednesday One-liners

Woman: This air is so thick I can’t breathe it. It actually will not fit in my nostrils.

–125th Street A/C/B/D station

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Guy: It’s a beautiful night for global warming.

–Bleecker & Bowery

Man: Isn’t it nice to see so many lesbians out today?

–8th between 18th & 19th