Wednesday One-liners, by Harvey Dent

Man: Table for two, non-smoking.

–Brooklyn Diner, W. 57th Street

Yuppie guy: See, it’s hard, because I see both sides of the argument, but I still don’t know who would win in a fight.

–Madison Square Park

Girl on phone: I didn’t like it when I was there…No, it was awful!…You’re taking him? So where’re you going?…An interview? How do you interview for a preschool? He’s 2.

–Office, 37th & Broadway