Wednesday One-liners (K) Parve

Woman on cell: I’m at Fiddler on the Roof…A play.

–45th & 7th

Overheard by: Hope Abrams

Orthodox man on cell: $700,000…this is nothing to do with money…I just want to get even with that guy…the one you wanted to smack…Goldberg…he’s a liar and a thief and he wanted me to deal with a Gentile.

–Madison & 33rd

JAP: Sorry, I just get very Jewish about my weed.

–Madison & 97th

Overheard by: drew grant