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A Thousand Pardons, Mr. Feces

Man #1, bumping into another: I'm sorry.
Man #2: C'mon man, watch where you're going. I'm the shit, man!

–South Ferry 1 Station

  • Posted on August 22, 2014
  • Accidents, Apologies, Ferry, Men, Poop
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