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Actually, Happiness Makes You Smile

Greek girl #1: I’m drunk.
Greek girl #2: Being drunk makes me happy!
Greek girl #1: I’m smiling.
Greek girl #2: Smiling makes me happy!

–Cavo bathroom, Astoria

  • Posted on April 13, 2023
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