Little black boy: You say Star Trek is better than Star Wars, dad? I'm sorry. They don't even have lightsabers. No, dad. I'm sorry.
–Staten Island Ferry
Overheard by: Rachel Alicia
Little boy playing outside: It's a good thing I don't have testicles!
–Lewis Ave & Bainbridge St
Little girl: But why does the weasel go pop?
–Virage, 7th St & 2nd Ave
Kid, looking at empty table without chairs: Look, dad! We can sit on the floor!
–Coldstone Creamery
Overheard by: Kristina
Small boy, screaming and running away from mother: But mom! I have to empty my bladder!
–JFK Baggage Claim
