We're All a Couple Of Paychecks Away from Being Wednesday One-Liners

Hobo to passing man: Hey asshole, got any fucking change?

–10th St & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: Special K

Hobo: It's not Thailand that's burning, it's Wall Street. The reason the dog bites the mailman is to stop the bills. It's not Thailand.

–53rd St & 5th Ave

Overheard by: A. Reno

Hobo: I'm not homeless, I'm just kind of broke.

–G Train

Overheard by: MelisaBS

Hobo to teen girls walking on grates in heels: Be careful, Spice Girls! Don't fall!

–Times Square

Hobo to police car: Taxi, taxi!

–6th Ave & Houston

Hobo: Next stop, 42nd Street. 42nd Street used to be a nice place for the whole family to smoke crack together, but Giuliani got jealous and cleaned it up. Now you know what's there? Tourists. Non-crack-smokin' tourists, with their little click-click, takin' the pictures. No more crack on 42nd Street, and it's a damn shame.

–E Train