Drunk guy: Vinny! Stop right there! [Vinny keeps walking.] Turn around! Stop walking! [Vinny ignores him.] Vinny, if you ever come in my house again and do that I will rape your mother!
–Outside Connie O’s Pub, Greenpoint
Headline by: Dave
Runners-Up:
· “And your little dog, too!” – Mandaliet
· “I’m just getting your pills, Grandpa.” – Anonymous
· “Look Where It Got You Last Time, Dad!” – Max Million
· “Red light/Green light: Hardcore rules” – travis
