Anna and Tyler Put the “Special” in “Special Victims' Unit”

Girl: My dad keeps telling me if someone tries to rape me, I should give him 300 dollars and run away while he's confused.
Guy: If I were a girl, I'd give him my wallet and tell him if he doesn't rape me, I'll give him my money and lead him to someone he can rape instead.
Girl: (stunned silence)
Guy: I don't know why all women don't do that! Just tell him you'll lead him to another girl to rape and he'll let you go!
Girl: But that's so mean! I couldn't do that to another woman.
Guy: No, no, you don't actually take him to another woman. You just tell him that so he'll follow you around until you find a man. And then the man gets rid of the rapist for you.

–Washington Square Park