Guy #1: It wasn't even sweet! Why would they say that?
Guy #2: Well, you know sweet is just meant to be an abstract representation of an idea that's highly subjective…
Guy #1: Dude, I don't care. It wasn't sweet, right man?
Guy #3: I don't know. But, yeah I don't think it was sweet.
Guy #1: Exactly! Wait, why am I asking you? You have no taste.
Guy #3: This is true.
Guy #2: You know, if we could get sweet down to the chemical level, I'm sure…
Guy #1: Dude, shut up.
–Columbia University
