…Should We Ask Them for Dieting Tips?

Woman to three-year old girl: Look, honey, that is a seagull.
Husband: That is one tiny fish tank for a seagull.
Woman: I know, right?
Husband: So weird, how half of these animal cages look so nice, and the other have look like?
Woman: Auschwitz, 1945.
Husband: I know, right?

–Bronx Zoo