Are You Talking About Blowing My Nose?

Middle‐aged husband: My sinuses are killing me.
Middle‐aged wife: You really should try using a neti pot.
Middle‐aged husband: No! That’s disgusting! In one nostril and out the other…
Middle‐aged wife: Some people think oral sex is disgusting.

–78th St & Amsterdam

Overheard by: Harriet Vane