Hot chick: My phone has finally learned to spell ‘cock’ and ‘anal’! I’m so proud!
–King’s Head Tavern, 14th St
Overheard by: Argopelter
Girl on cell: Listen, you in Rikers — you lucky you ain’t get three years! … And you stayin’ there, ’cause I ain’t bailin’ you out… Oh, whatever — if I didn’t care about you, I wouldn’t be usin’ my daytime minutes.
–W train, Astoria, Queens
Overheard by: Juan Moment
Chick on cell: I am your phone sex Yoda! Come, my young padawan! Come!
–Steinway & Ditmars
Overheard by: using the force
Cross‐eyed JAP on cell: No, seriously, it’s not my phone. I think there’s something wrong with my chin.
Overheard by: NathAnonymous