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But in the Breasticles and the Buttzoid

Skater boy #1: Julie’s not pretty.
Skater boy #2: No?
Skater boy #1, pointing to his face: No, not… Not… Not… In the faciness.

–McDonald’s, 71st & Amsterdam

  • Posted on December 4, 2014
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