20-something girl, bawling: It’s not funny! I turn boys gay, Dad.
–Aroma Cafe
Headline by: shudder
Runners-Up:
· “A Father’s Dream Comes True” – 6th Floor Blogger
· “Put Other Daddy on the Phone!” – KJM
· “There Are No Strap-Ons Without Consequences” – Captain Hetero
· “There, There, Liza. It’ll Be Okay.” – Howard Bannister
· “Worst Super Power Ever” – Cricket
