Ew. Those Aren’t Peanuts, They’re Chick Peas.

Woman #1: I think there’s peanuts in that chicken salad.
Woman #2: There’s penis in the chicken salad!
Woman #1: How could there be–? Hoo-boy, somebody needs to get laid.

–Deli, 25th & Broadway

Overheard by: Manhattman