Don’t Get Too Cocky, Wednesday One‐Liners.

Authoritative teenage boy to others: Well, all drag queens have the biggest penises and biggest testicles.

–Foley Square

Man, chanting: Vinny’s got a little dick! (clap clap) Vinny’s got a little dick! (clap clap)

–116 & Broadway

Overheard by: Poor Vinny

Teen girl, horrified: Oh my god! Look at the giant cock! (points up to sky and about 100 people look up)

–42nd St & Broadway

Gay guy on phone: Well, do you have a big dick? You can always make money with that. I’m talking about dom, big daddy, stuff‐it‐in‐me type stuff, you know?