Guy at ATM to friend: The $60 fast cash button should just be labeled “8th of weed.”
–Chase Bank, Astor Place
Probation officer to juvenile: You think you can’t get arrested for marijuana? Are you out of your damn mind? You’re taking a drug test right now, you out‐of‐your‐damn‐mind son!
–Bronx Family Court
Overheard by: Adog
Guy to girlfriend: The more stoned I get, the better you sound.
–72nd St & Broadway
Guy: So then I smoked a goodnight bowl at Chris’s.
–E 10th St
Overheard by: What about a good morning bowl?
20‐something to friend: I’ll save the world second, but I’ll get high first.
–Houston & Essex