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Here, Suck on This Sugar Cube.

Son: Can I have a grape soda?
Mother: When you're 12.
Son: When I'm… 10?
Mother: When you brush you teeth better.

–49th St

Overheard by: Justin

  • Posted on April 11, 2015
  • Age/Aging, Body Parts, Cleanliness, Drinks, Health and Hygiene, Kids, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Moms
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