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Drinks Beer at the Second-Grade Level

Older kid: So, what you been up to, little man?
Five-year-old boy: You know — drinking the beers and dancing with the girls.

–Penn Station

  • Posted on August 2, 2007
  • Dancing, Drinking & Drunk People, Kids, Penn Station
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