Screaming girl on cell: I don't fucking care! So what! Fuck! You are so fucking annoying. (pause) Fine, bye grandma.
–Central Park
Overheard by: Carlito
Loud woman on cell: Now, how did he think he can get with me after he tried to fuck my grandmother!? (pause) Yeah, girl, that's that's what I said! Tried to fuck my grandmother, then come to me expecting me to give it up!
–M2 Bus
Overheard by: Deni
Teenager to lady friend: My great grandmother smokes weed every day, that's just my family.
–Central Park
Man on cell phone: He's a damn liar! He told his own grandmother he was dead!
–20th St & 9th Ave
Overheard by: Doug Tischler