Even Though I’m in This Business for the “Pussy” Puns

Lady: Are these cats for sale?
Man selling cats on the street: I’ll be set up in half an hour. Come back then. [Lady walks away.] And bring your cigarettes with you so we can inhale your cancer! [Turning to two teen onlookers.] Not everything I say is a pick-up line.

–84th & Broadway

Overheard by: Non-smoker