Fired From His Job as a Hostage Negotiator, Stanley Fell On Hard Times

Hobo: Hey, lady, give a dollar.
Lady: No!
Hobo: Give me a quarter.
Lady: No!
Hobo: Give me a dime.
Lady: No!
Hobo: Give me a cent.
Lady: No!
Hobo: Okay, so at least give me a hug.

–Penn Station

Overheard by: gus_no_fear