Follow Me to the Feminine Hygiene Aisle!

Mom in stall: Honey, are you okay?
Waiting six-year-old son: Yes. Mom, look at this! It says 25 cents for napkins on this machine! Who would pay 25 cents for a napkin!? They're free!! I mean, come on!
Mom in stall, laughing: Honey, those are not the same kind of napkins.

–Grocery Store