Have You Considered That Her Ass Might Taste Like Bitter Melon?

Man #1: Have you ever tasted Bitter Melon?
Man #2: Yeah, and it tastes exactly like shit.
Man #1: How do you know what shit tastes like?
Man #2, motions head towards wife: From licking her ass.

–Wo Hop, 17 Mott St

Overheard by: Big Larry