He Finds Himself Tempted by Annoying Women of His Own Tradition

Shiksa #1: So he goes, "Things changed, I moved to the city." What the fuck kind of bullshit excuse is that?
Shiksa #2: Oh he moved to the city? Whoa….the city Jew is a whole different breed of Jew.

–51st & 2nd

Overheard by: In agreement