How Do You Even Get a Job As a Panty Inspector?

Chick #1: Are you done?
Chick #2: Almost. I just have to take off my panties.
Chick #1: What?
Chick #2: I have to take them off because if I go home with wet panties and my man sees, he’ll kill me.

–Bathroom, Providence Lounge, 57th & 6th