I Am Filled with a Vague Apprehension

Vendor: Who wants to buy a ticket for a comedy show? You! Do you want tickets to a comedy show?
Man: No.
Vendor: Why not?
Man: I’m going out of town right now. We’re on our way to Penn Station.
Vendor: I’m going to tackle you later.

–43rd & Broadway

Overheard by: Kapotskie