I Realized Its Head Writer Is a Semi-Retarded Chimp

Large thug #1: Yo, man, I cry!
Large thug #2: When you cry last?
Large thug #1: Like, two weeks ago.
Large thug #2: Oh, yeah? What you cry over?
Large thug #1: There was a sad part of Desperate Housewives.

–54th & Broadway

Overheard by: nyparker