Guy #1: What is wrong with this district?
Guy #2: I know! Every store is a liquor store.
Guy #1: There should be district liquor summer camps or something.
Headline by: Menzer
Runners-Up:
· “An excerpt from “The History of Catholic Camp”” – Manda
· “But that’s what New Jersey’s for!” – cinekat
· “Captain Morgan gains close victory in district 7, narrowly beating Corporal Cocaine and Major Methamphetamine.” – Victor
· “I Don’t Want to Know What You Did Last Summer” – Laura
· “I’m going for the “Finding a Bruise of Unknown Origin” Merit Badge” – Syd O
· “Kumbaya with a twist” – danny
· “Southern Comfort Proudly Sponsors Boy Scout Troop 741” – Bevan
· “With Sailing Lessons from Captain Morgan” – Greene
· “Wyoming is way ahead of you.” – Merk
