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I’m Supposed to Put This in My College Fund

Young boy #1: Today is the day your mother birthed you and you only got five dollars?
Young boy #2: We got troubles.

–Prospect Heights

  • Posted on April 3, 2021
  • Birthdays, Boys, Kids, Money & Class, Park Slope
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