Salesguy #1: If you could take over any country which one would you pick?
Salesguy #2: What do you mean, “take over”?
Salesguy #1: You know, weapons, resources, control the army, stuff like that.
Salesguy #2: That’s a hard question. I mean, I’m not that well traveled. People are so different in every country, different cultures.
Salesguy #1: Well, what if you could spend a year there, get to know the place?
–Bloomingdale’s, 59th & 3rd
Overheard by: Doug Tebay
