Is It Just Us, or Are These Wednesday One-Liners Kinda Flaming?

Brunette with heavy Brooklyn accent: Ever since my hair caught on fire last year, Easter makes me nervous.

–St. Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church, 65th St

Young woman on cell: Great! If the car is on fire above ground, you should be totally fine!

–Think Coffee, Bowery & Bleecker

Man: Yo, you gotta match? Gotta match? Give you a dolla for a match. No match? This used to be fucking Bay Ridge. What the fuck.

–Bay Ridge Ave

Guy to another: You know, man, when I was a kid I always wondered why firemen had axes. I was like, you can't chop down a fire right?

–Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Wes

Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, due to signal problems, a sick passenger, a track fire, and the weather, we are experiencing delays.

–Downtown 6 Train

Overheard by: Which came first?