Chick walking briskly with male companion: I'd rather have a male, you know? They're like, "oh, it's a delicate flower!" whereas a female is like, "oh, I have that, too" and they just stick their arm in there and go to town…
–107th & Broadway
Overheard by: Ladle
Gay guy to friends: The vagina is not pretty.
–50th St
Overheard by: erkala
Hipster to friend: Her pussy hair was blonde… I've never seen that before.
–Rockefeller Center
Overheard by: Lindsey
Thug on cell: It's six days into the new year, and I haven't got no pussy yet!
–Brooklyn
Overheard by: Nathan Quattrinni
Man to woman: Engineers don't chase pussy!
–Brooklyn