Wednesday One-Liners Are As American As Apple Pie

Chick walking briskly with male companion: I'd rather have a male, you know? They're like, "oh, it's a delicate flower!" whereas a female is like, "oh, I have that, too" and they just stick their arm in there and go to town…

–107th & Broadway

Overheard by: Ladle

Gay guy to friends: The vagina is not pretty.

–50th St

Overheard by: erkala

Hipster to friend: Her pussy hair was blonde… I've never seen that before.

–Rockefeller Center

Overheard by: Lindsey

Thug on cell: It's six days into the new year, and I haven't got no pussy yet!


Overheard by: Nathan Quattrinni

Man to woman: Engineers don't chase pussy!