Is Marriage Only Between One Wednesday and One-Liner?

Gay man yelling into phone: It wasn't karaoke, it was just straight people horribleness!

–9th & 51st

Overheard by: He was probably right

Girl to store owner: I need something to go with my outfit, but… (whispers) I'm not gay, so…

–Christopher & Bleecker

Overheard by: Nancy

Girl to gay friend: I knew I was straight when I first saw a picture of Leonardo di Caprio.

–Outside The Angelika

Overheard by: Laura

Tween girl to another, while each grabs her own breasts: No homo! No homo!

–7th Ave