Gay man yelling into phone: It wasn't karaoke, it was just straight people horribleness!
–9th & 51st
Overheard by: He was probably right
Girl to store owner: I need something to go with my outfit, but… (whispers) I'm not gay, so…
–Christopher & Bleecker
Overheard by: Nancy
Girl to gay friend: I knew I was straight when I first saw a picture of Leonardo di Caprio.
–Outside The Angelika
Overheard by: Laura
Tween girl to another, while each grabs her own breasts: No homo! No homo!
–7th Ave