Nobody Lives Forever, Am I Right?

10-year-old son: Can we have that for dinner? (points to five guys)
Ghetto mom: And pay $11 for a fuckin' hamburger? You must have lost your mind.
10-year-old son: How about McDonald's, then?
Ghetto mom, pausing, thinking: Sure, I'll walk you there. Fuck it.

–110th & Broadway

Overheard by: Special K