My Dandruff Became Made of Frosting

Hipster with bike: I swear dude, an entire dumpster, full of unopened boxes of Pop‐Tarts.
Hipster without bike: Dude.
Hipster with bike: I swear man, I lived on them for the entire summer! 

–10^th Street between 2^nd & 3^rd

Overheard by: ann