NewsFlash: Girl Drowns in Midtown Traffic Jam

Girl #1: Ugh, I hate Honda Elements. They’re so ugly!
Girl #2: Yeah, but did you know that you could, like, fill the whole thing with water and it would still run perfectly?
Girl #1: Why would you want to do that?
Girl #2: I don’t know… But you could!

–W 42nd & Broadway