Suit on cell: I could inject her with strippers and blow and she'd still be like, "I'm gonna be an accountant!"
–88th St & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: Jersey Transplant
Guy to friend: And the weird thing was this strip club was attached…
–W 57th St & Park Ave
30-something to another: I cleverly and with much force wore pasties.
–Penn station
Asian mother sitting down, to daughter: Sabina! What did I tell you about going around the pole?
–E Train
