Girl to gay friend, after conversation about pretty girls in their grade: She's not ugly, but her mustache is starting to piss me off.
–Nostrand Ave
Overheard by: Jess
Loud woman on cell: I swear, his mustache just fell off!
–Dean & Deluca
Overheard by: Jeggy
10-year-old girl with fake mustache to brother: When you wear the mustache, the mustache possesses you.
–Tompkins Square Park
Overheard by: nefariousfaery
Girl on cell: So I started a mustache blog. (pause) Hold on, I'll tell you about it in a sec. I'm in Williamsburg and I don't want anyone to steal my idea.
–Bedford Ave & 3rd St
