Where There's a Will, There's a Wednesday One-Liner

Guy to friend: You can't expect to get away with killing someone when everyone knows who you's is.

–N Line

Overheard by: Math Fool

Guy: Remember when we found that dead body?

–Union Square

Overheard by: Asizzle

Boyfriend, to girlfriend: Look, the train is coming. You better stop or I'm gonna murder-suicide yo' ass.

–Uptown 4 Train

Overheard by: Julie

Teenage preppy catholic schoolgirl on pink bedazzled iPhone: Oh, please, like I'm gonna wait for that bitch to roll over and die and hope she wills it to me. I want her Prada, and I want it now. I'm a New Yorker–I know how to get what I want!

–Park Ave & 57th St

Overheard by: Kirsten