Guy to friend: You can't expect to get away with killing someone when everyone knows who you's is.
–N Line
Overheard by: Math Fool
Guy: Remember when we found that dead body?
–Union Square
Overheard by: Asizzle
Boyfriend, to girlfriend: Look, the train is coming. You better stop or I'm gonna murder-suicide yo' ass.
–Uptown 4 Train
Overheard by: Julie
Teenage preppy catholic schoolgirl on pink bedazzled iPhone: Oh, please, like I'm gonna wait for that bitch to roll over and die and hope she wills it to me. I want her Prada, and I want it now. I'm a New Yorker–I know how to get what I want!
–Park Ave & 57th St
Overheard by: Kirsten
