Woman: Most people don't realize that Jews are everywhere.
–Tribeca
Overheard by: Nina
Old lady, approaching two people with Michael's Craft store bags: You better not be a Jew, it's the Sabbath. Yeah, you shopped at Michael's, that's why you're so fat.
–97 & Columbus
20-something girl, seeing Hasidic guy get off the train: I bet that guy was dreaming about matzoh.
–L Train
Homeless man to group of girls: Anybody need a husband to take home for the night? I like to cuddle! (quietly) And I'm kosher.
–79th & Broadway
Overheard by: Overheard in UWS
