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Oh Ho Ho, We’ve All Been There!

Drunk man: I feel like I’ve been anally raped by Gwyneth Paltrow’s step-sister.
Drunk girl: Yeah, I know what you mean.

–19th & 8th

Overheard by: West Coast Courtney

  • Posted on July 31, 2015
  • Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Drunks, Rape
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