Oh, I’d Do That Even If We Were Married

Short bald rich man: I hate that you go to work and take off your clothes for other men.
Stripper: Then you probably really hate that I have sex with other men in your bed.
Short bald rich man: As long as they’re as rich as me. I don’t want you fucking my employees.

–Ritz Diner, 1st Ave

Overheard by: Anna B