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I Actually Like You Better as a Werewolf

Guy, staring at girl: You look like someone I know.
Girl: It’s me.
Guy: Oh, hi Alexis. You look different at eight in the morning.

–C train

  • Posted on May 2, 2022
  • Friends, Insults, On the Subway
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