Female suit, wistfully: I love Long Island, man. Long Island and its ugly, ugly women.
–M103 Bus
Overheard by: Liz
Hobo, buying chicken and rice: Yo, man, I love deez guys. I love Muslims.
–53rd & 6th
Overheard by: Anon
Sobbing boyfriend: Remember that time we went to Mexico? I never cheated on you! (three minutes later) Okay, okay, so I did cheat… but I still love you!!
–Brooklyn College
Overheard by: Just trying to make a phonecall
Old man, accosting mailwoman in middle of the street: Stop bringing those bills to me, I want love letters!
–94th & West End