P.S. – I Wednesday One-Liner You

Female suit, wistfully: I love Long Island, man. Long Island and its ugly, ugly women.

–M103 Bus

Overheard by: Liz

Hobo, buying chicken and rice: Yo, man, I love deez guys. I love Muslims.

–53rd & 6th

Overheard by: Anon

Sobbing boyfriend: Remember that time we went to Mexico? I never cheated on you! (three minutes later) Okay, okay, so I did cheat… but I still love you!!

–Brooklyn College

Overheard by: Just trying to make a phonecall

Old man, accosting mailwoman in middle of the street: Stop bringing those bills to me, I want love letters!

–94th & West End