Wednesday One-Liners Wear T-Shirts Featuring Soda

Lame hipster to another: I need to get really drunk so I can write a good Facebook status.

–Uptown D Train

Overheard by: Do it all the time!

Hipster in line for Mister Softee to girlfriend: Fuck Dairy Queen! This guy's much more authentic.

–Bleecker & Broadway

Overheard by: Cookie Monster

Hipster girl to friends: Oh my god, I love early 19th century plastic surgery drawings.

–Brooklyn Flea Market

Drunk hipster girl during lunchtime, after sigh: I mean, I know I should read Tale of Two Cities… But I mean, I don't really have to. I live in New York City. Phhhh, my god! This bar supports the troops?!? Ugh!

–30th Ave & 41st St, Astoria

Overheard by: Wandering lush