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… Pour It on Ourselves, and Then Light It!

Mother: God, it’s cold.
Little boy #1: Let’s get alcohol!
Little boy #2: A whole bottle!

–80th & Broadway

  • Posted on November 11, 2007
  • Drinking & Drunk People, Kids, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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