Thug, yelling to mother and kids walking away: Nah, kids don't scare me off. I love kids. I plan on getting like tree-four women pregnant by this summer.
–Nostrand Ave, Bed-Stuy
Overheard by: rick
Thug: Damn. You gotta go all the way downtown just to get a slice of fucking red velvet.
–Brookdale Hospital, Brooklyn
Thug teen: Yo, if I'ma pay six bucks for a meal, that shit better be grand.
–R Train
Overheard by: Jon A.
Thug yelling to group: I don't care who hears this! Redheads fuck like black chicks!
–7th Ave
Thug: You fuckin' motherfucker! (pause, then regretfully) I love you.
–Times Square
Overheard by: Brotha'Love
